Happy Earth Day, all! A planet this hot more than deserves her own holiday — and t-shirt.
Mother Earth: she’s hot — she’s really, really hot
Her heat’s got everyone from Paris Hilton …
to polar bears, striking poses
So turn off the lights, hug a tree, and celebrate — but try not to track your carbon footprints in the house.
Watch this space: It’s not a hoax.
(The) Epochauserie 