Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording, as a living testament and … More
Category: Check the Balance
Scopes on the socio-political
The Re-Branding of America: On the curious case of Mitt & Paris’ Publicized Privacy
“Mitt Romney” and “Paris Hilton” are going hard-press-in-the-paint right now. Note the quotations, because when it comes to celebrity and … More
Re-Branding America: Texas Board of Education Rewrites U.S. History
History is said to be written by the victors (read: 1. America always wins – even when we lose – … More
10 reasons why we can’t let our kids – or ourselves – “Get Schooled” by Obama
So, if you haven’t heard by now 1.) how’s life under that rock treating you? 2.) Barack Obama is going … More
The Re-Branding of America: Real World Cancun
MTV is at it again like Timbaland & Magoo with “The Real World: Cancun” To me, this is the perfect … More
The Re-Branding of America: Boys will be Border Patrol …
America: we are paranoid, underfunded, overpopulated, our southern border states tend to be a bit xenophobic, and we are xenophobically … More
The Re-Branding of America: Swine Flu, Souter, Spiderwebs, Scratches, Game Sevens – The Week in ‘S’
Quick in-and-out recap post. The only thing more prevalent this week than the Swine Flu was the letter S … … More
The Re-Branding of America: Distriction – Metro Moment April 23
Bipartisanship: If it can’t work on the Metro, it’ll never work on the Hill DC residents and their politics, the … More
The Re-Branding of America: Levi Johnston Goes Green!
Levi Johnston, of the Federline Johnstons, has an idea — a coherent one at that; someone ate their Wheaties this … More