The De Jure, The De Facto, The Glory of Spearsian Gospel

De Facto :: Britney Spears exists as the living pop canon of the TRL Generation: period, unequivocally; Glory exists as said Generation’s anthem battle hymn and opus tribal frequency.

Britney Tweets 2007, Ep. 3

because if ifs and ands were pots and pans there’d be no betta work for tinker’s hands, because pink wigs … More

Britney Tweets 2007: Ep. 1

if… IF I were to blinkk this I would probably say… because if ifs and ands were pots and pans … More

The Hills are Alive… with the sound of muses

I riffed on The Sound of Music tribute at The 87th Annual Academy Awards Ceremony for ten minutes and twenty-eight … More

In Defense of… Music

It’s dead, right? That’s the tone. “Music is dead wrong right now.” No. Never. Not, ever. Somewhere in the midst, … More

HOW CAN YOU READ THIS? THERE’S NO PICTURES!, Ep. 1: The Crossroads, Laurel Canyon + Mulholland Drive

VINYL MIND FLOW #OKGO I riffed on Laurel Canyon and Mulholland Drive into a recording device for eight minutes and … More

Decennium Spin: “The College Dropout,” Kanye West

“Through the wire, to the limit to the wall, for a chance to be with you, I’d gladly risk it … More

#POPCANONS The Anatomical Zeitgeist No. 8, Est. 2013

Here’s a little story that I made up, so let’s make believe: four years ago I had a party that … More

Crate Dig: My First Blog Post #ever #kindof

Stumbled across my now-defunct first blog from back in 2007 #thatyear and in the past six years… not much has … More