Britney Tweets 2007, Ep. 3

because if ifs and ands were pots and pans there’d be no betta work for tinker’s hands, because pink wigs … More

The Hills are Alive… with the sound of muses

I riffed on The Sound of Music tribute at The 87th Annual Academy Awards Ceremony for ten minutes and twenty-eight … More

VINYL MIND FLOW #OKGO I riffed on Laurel Canyon and Mulholland Drive into a recording device for eight minutes and … More

Stumbled across my now-defunct first blog from back in 2007 #thatyear and in the past six years… not much has … More

Everything was worth it. Everything is worth it. Everything will be exponentially more worth it in increasing measure as the … More

Honeymoon isn’t even the furthest stretch of one’s falsified imagination when it comes to the Video Music Awards since 2010 … More

Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording, as a living testament and … More

Oh Melrose… #strikeapose

“Mitt Romney” and “Paris Hilton” are going hard-press-in-the-paint right now. Note the quotations, because when it comes to celebrity and … More